April 2012
ONCE UPON A TIME IS PISSING ME OFF OKAY WHAT THE HELL YOU SHOULD’VE LET SNOW WHITE GO AND WHEN THE CURSE WAS BROKEN PINNOCHIO WOULD’VE BEEN FINE GODDAMNIT I NEED TO NOT GET SO INVOLVED WITH TV SHOWS
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queefjerkey: my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown puuuurty much
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Wait, so Joe calls Quinn pretty and that...
ilovefaberryandbrittana: skinnylovefaberry:
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Teenage girls →
epic-humor: In the 1950’s: Classy Now:  BITCH YOU WANT MORE DICK?! Our generation is so fucked up Kill me now… Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here.
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friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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jfkjunior: How about instead of teaching gays that they should just accept bullying and “It gets better” we teach children not to fucking bully or harass gay kids
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facelessmarie: omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
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