kurtana: do you think barack and michelle sing taylor swift songs to each other in their free time YES
burningheartss: witch-breed: ...
monicagellers: things selena gomez cannot do without people calling her a slut: get a photo taken with a guy wear a shirt that shows an inch of her stomach eat talk breathe
niggayougay replied to your photo: Why are you kicking me and not sleeping, William?… WHY ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES BECAUSE I CAN OKAY GEEZ LEAVE ME ALONE
I like my men like I like my coffee,
nowhere near my vagina.
Kissing girls is much more fun than kissing boys. I don’t know why I ever did. I like life right now.
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s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: HANGIN’ OUT, DOWN THE STREET THE SAME OLD THING, WE DID LAST WEEEEEEK.
nucleur: weed makes everything 420% better
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: h0ttndanger0us: ABOUT THE GIRLS THAT DECIDE TO COME TO SCHOOL NAKED. REBLOG IF U AGREE You don’t want to see ass cheeks, well honey I don’t want to see your boobs. Also your voice cracked. I laughed. Hard. is this the same dipshit that made the video about leap year?
I’m sitting across from these girls in the nail salon and so far I’ve gathered that they’re stupid, lazy, rich bitches. They’re complaining about how this guy had the crank down windows and he actually had to roll them down. OH YOUR LIFE IS SO HARD AS YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT RENTING A PARTY BUS YOU STUPID BITCH.
my mom is being SUCH A BITCH.
Glee is supposed to have a “consistent” fourth season? That’ll be a miracle. I don’t know that it’s possible for Glee writers to do that. I don’t think they know how.
Me: I'm a lesbian
Everyone: Omg how do two girls have sex?! Is it good? How do you lose your virginity? Is that even sex? How many girls have you slept with? Are you sure it's not just a stage? Have you ever TRIED having sex with a guy? How do you know that you don't like it? Do you want to be a boy? Are you sure? You don't look like a lesbian. Who's the guy in the relationship? You're going to Hell. God doesn't like gay people.
Never quit because something went wrong. Only quit...
The Grinch is always such a gpoy.
oldfilmsflicker: sylvia-scarlett: andurrs: gondoleia: theowlintheolivetree: brosephstalin: americanfrontier: fearless-melodies: mathstalio: the-vashta-nerada: t0mdelongestpenis: THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET I FUCKING CAN’T What even. I am crying this is perfect we’re giggling like children at this wat SCREAMING. O.O still the best ever ...
16neverfeltsogood: cwissi: 2asian2care: crystalcrick: mleting: im throwing up WHAT THE FUCK EW wow this is not something i wanted to watch before dinner oh okay then why would you ever try it the first time? “it started with a cup in the morning” I just almost threw up.
just accidentally brought up shipping people with my mother and then I had to explain it and I didn’t do well cause she’s so confused and probably thinks I’m weird.
expectations of summer: going to the beach, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues everyday
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
laughingstation: JUST PRESS PLAY. Anybody who...